The Trump administration today announced a new executive order on immigration and refugee policy. In order to overcome objections raised in court cases on the previous order the new order provides explanations and documented evidence to support the stated policy.
“Since nearly all terrorist acts are committed by men, no males will be permitted to immigrate into the United States or be considered for refugee status”.
Female candidates between 12 and 32 will undergo an “extreme vetting” process. Senior Advisor Steven Bannon will supervise vetting of candidates aged 26-32. Ages 16-25 will be vetted by President Trump, who has experience with women in this age group through his association with beauty pageants, both adult and teen. 12-15 year old females (and possibly boys) will be vetted by Trump friend and confidant Jeffrey Epstein in his new role with the administration. Epstein has considerable experience evaluating and handling people in this age group.
There will be a pre-vetting program designed to prepare women for the process. This is being created by Russian/Eastern European “consultants”. Based on his travels to that area, the President believes they are better prepared to handle this preparation than people anywhere else in the world.
Men as well women outside the age group above may apply for a special admission program. In this program, they would stay at a Trump or Trump-affiliated facility, outside the U.S., for a period of no less than 60 days at a rate of $1,500/person/day. While at the facility, they would be required to participate in an indoctrination program to teach American values. According to the Trump Organization, “Trump facilities are unique in their ability to represent and communicate what it means to be an American”. This program is being designed by members of the Trump Organization as well as administration officials including Steven Bannon, Kelly Ann Conway and Steven Miller.